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[28 Mar 2009|09:15am] |
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I did this survey before about two years ago. Amusingly enough not a lot of the answers have changed.
Four jobs I've had in my life:
1. Bird Farm - Sales Clerk
2. Radio Station - Data Entry Clerk
3. Emergency Room - Registration Representative
4. Local Colleges - Art Model
Four movies I'd watch over and over:
1. Across the Universe
2. Clue
3. Hard Candy
4. Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love
Four places I have lived:
1. Redlands, CA - Ohio Street
2. Redlands, CA - Kendall Street
3. Costa Mesa, CA - Bristoll Street
4. Colorado Springs, CO - Serendipity Circle
Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. Firefly
2. Dexter
3. Sliders
4. Dead Like Me
Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Hawaii
2. Lake Havasu
3. Joshua Tree
4. Death Valley
Four of my favorite foods:
1. Thai
2. Greek
3. Jamaican
4. Indian
Four places I would rather be right now:
1. At a park on a swing
2. Somewhere in the rain
3. On top of some big rock in Joshua Tree
4. At the beach with friends
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| Seeing stars... |
[04 Jul 2008|06:35pm] |
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Today I visited Sherman Oaks Galleria with some friends. We went to have dinner at The Cheesecake Factory, found a spectacular parking space right near the elevators and took one of them to the ground floor. As we were leaving the elevator a guy was walking up to it who looked rather familiar to me. I couldn't quite place where I knew him from until after we'd passed him. When I turned around to make sure I was right he gave me a funny look, more than likely because I'd been staring at him. It was T. J. Thyne from Bones. I refrained from being retard groupie girl and just kept walking toward the restaurant instead of asking for an autograph or some such thing but for some absurd reason that brief experience really made my day.
Man I love that show.
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| Seeing red... |
[01 Jul 2008|10:25am] |
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I went to the beach yesterday with a Suz and Diz and ended up actually playing in the water like I haven't done since high school because it was so windy that laying out on the beach meant you basically got smacked in the face with sand the whole time.
I of course brought 45 spf sunscreen I just didn't use it since more often than not I have an unpleasant reaction to the sunscreen itself.
So we had an awesome time, took a walk on the beach, buried ourselves in sand, splashed around in the ocean, caught sand crabs and set them free again, and collected shells. We even finished the day off with super awesome Italian food at a nearby restaurant before we made the drive home.
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| Shake it up... |
[23 Jun 2008|07:20am] |
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Mmmm... Earthquake.
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| I need... |
[19 Jun 2008|10:15am] |
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I need a sanctuary.
I need a companion.
I need a confidant.
I can find none of these.
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| Rosie, Rosie, Rosie... |
[12 Jun 2008|11:15am] |
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Go to Google and type in your first name and the word or phrase. Copy and paste five sentences/phrases you get that makes sense.
NEEDS
Rosie Needs To Be Taken Out
Rosie needs to shut the F up!
ROSIE NEEDS TO SELL HER CAR
Rosie - needs a place to call home
Rosie Needs Help!
LOOKS LIKE
Rosie Looks like it's me and you again tonight
Rosie looks like she's about to fall asleep.
Rosie looks like a condom.
Rosie looks like one of those ancient Chinese wise men with the long gray but very thin beard right in the middle of her chin.
Rosie looks like someones waving a double bacon cheeseburger in front of her in that pic…
SAYS
Rosie says she got better ratings than Whoopi does
Rosie says no to Trump's money
Rosie says she's waiting to remarry Kelli
Rosie Says Publisher Lied About Numbers
Rosie says "I will,"
WANTS
Rosie wants to munch on Brittney's stretched out muff.
Rosie Wants Brit's Twat...
Rosie Wants Britney To Move In With Her
ROSIE WANTS TO PLAY
Rosie wants her feet tickled...
DOES
ROSIE DOES MARTHA
Rosie Does Her Sexy Irish Thing
Rosie Does A Great Job
Rosie does arts and crafts
Rosie does ballet
HATES
Rosie Hates Elisabeth! Yard Work, Movies and Singing!
Rosie hates Asians!
Rosie Hates America an Our Constitution
Rosie Hates The Mainstream Media
Rosie Hates Boogie
ASKS
Rosie asks Schumer if “anyone will call for the impeachment of George Bush”
Rosie Asks Why Not A Wang On The Wall?
Rosie Asks to Be Taken Out of Movie
Rosie Asks Barbara: Where's Your Trump Trash Talk?
ROSIE ASKS CROW: ‘HAVE YOU SEEN MY ASS?’
GOES
Rosie goes red, violet goes blue
Rosie Goes Belly Up.
Rosie goes wild for fashion
Rosie goes under the knife?
Rosie Goes Abstract
LIKES
Rosie Likes To Get Her Political Panties In A Bind
rosie likes to dance
rosie-likes-you-2.
Rosie likes CHOCOLATE!!!
Rosie Likes Pink.
EATS
Rosie Eats and Runs
rosie eats wasabi
Rosie eats EVERYTHING
Rosie eats FOOD!
Rosie eats us!
WEARS
Rosie Wears Her Halo Well
Rosie wears rose colored glassess.
Rosie wears thin.
Rosie wears a concerned expression on her face
"Rosie" wears pink and white from head to toe
WAS ARRESTED FOR
Rosie was arrested for disorderly conduct while protesting US Navy bomb tests on Vieques, a small island off of the coast of Puerto Rico.
Rosie was arrested for resisting arrest and for having an open container in her car.
Apparently I'm not arrested all that often.
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| Picking up the pieces... |
[05 Apr 2008|11:40am] |
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[11:36] Dizzy: us boys w/ overactive minds will just keep thinking that it's a puzzle to solve or something
[11:37] Me: I don't mind that so much... as long as it's not a puzzle someone's trying to stick their penis in before they get all the pieces together.
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| I bet you think this post is about you... |
[26 Mar 2008|09:15am] |
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[09:10] Me: all my recent lj's are about you
[09:10] TheCheese: I hope they are good!
[09:11] TheCheese: and some are about my horselike penis!
[09:11] Me: yes
[09:11] Me: yes they are
[09:11] TheCheese: nice
[09:12] TheCheese: huh
[09:12] TheCheese: it is
[09:12] Me: lol
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| You can lead a horse to... |
[26 Mar 2008|09:05am] |
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[08:45] TheCheese: I am hunglicious
[08:45] Me: Me too.
[08:45] TheCheese: I could eat a horse
[08:45] Me: Hmm.
[08:46] TheCheese: I think in order to shorten that phrase
[08:46] TheCheese: I will say
[08:46] TheCheese: I am hung (short for hungry) like a horse (such that something like a horse would sustain my hunger)
[08:47] Me: I see.
[08:47] TheCheese: that is what I will say from now on
[08:48] TheCheese: I am hung like a horse
[08:48] Me: You do realize that's more words than 'I could eat a horse.'
[08:48] TheCheese: I am hung like a horse!
[08:48] TheCheese: It is less words than "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
[08:49] Me: Yes, but 'I could eat a horse' gets the same point across.
[08:49] TheCheese: so does I'm hung like a horse
[08:50] Me: Mmm... hmmm...
[08:50] TheCheese: plus, it has many other functions
[08:51] Me: Misleading the lady horses?
[08:51] TheCheese: misleading?
[08:51] TheCheese: OR ACCURATELY LEADING?
[08:51] Me: You can lead a horse to weenie.
[08:52] TheCheese: But you can't make it....
[08:52] Me: suck?
[08:52] Me: Those big teeth...
[08:52] TheCheese: yeah, horses don't have proper mouth shapes for that
[08:52] Me: You're probably better off.
[08:52] TheCheese: what about a human girl who likes horses though?
[08:53] Me: Do you really want a girl like that?
[08:54] TheCheese: well maybe she'd never suck a horse, but is overjoyed to meet a human who resembles a horse in some particular way
[08:54] TheCheese: I have no major problem with a girl like that
[08:54] Me: Mmmm hmmm....
[08:55] TheCheese: do you submit that I should have a problem?
[08:55] Me: You have problems. Yes.
[08:55] TheCheese: You have a problem
[08:55] TheCheese: LACK OF ROBO ARMS
[08:55] TheCheese: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0_mLumx-6Y
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| Mystery meal... |
[25 Mar 2008|11:35am] |
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[10:50] Me: My mystery flavor lollipop just tastes like banana. Not much of a mystery if you ask me.
[10:50] TheCheese: what if it tastes
[10:50] TheCheese: LIKE MURDER
[10:50] Me: nope
[10:50] TheCheese: that would be a mystery though
[10:50] Me: Probably.
[10:51] TheCheese: unless it also tasted like it had been solved
[10:51] Me: lmao
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| Food for thought... |
[24 Mar 2008|10:20am] |
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This conversation took place after TheOtherCheese read my conversation with TheCheese.
[10:12] TheOtherCheese: and instead of a twinkie, i'd probably rather have sex with a ding dong.
[10:12] TheOtherCheese: wow... i didnt think about that before i said it
[10:12] TheOtherCheese: lol
[10:12] TheOtherCheese: whats that say about me. lol
[10:13] TheOtherCheese: but no... Ding dongs! those round hockey puck lookin chocolate cake things
[10:13] TheOtherCheese: stack like 5 of those up... oh yeah
[10:13] TheOtherCheese: lol
[10:13] Me: lmao
[10:14] TheOtherCheese: and then I'd taste like chocolate! lol
[10:14] TheOtherCheese: : X
[10:17] TheOtherCheese: ok, no more sweet sex talk. lol
[10:17] Me: hehehe
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| Sweet sugary goodness... |
[24 Mar 2008|09:50am] |
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[09:42] TheCheese: wanna hear something gross?
[09:42] Me: I guess
[09:42] TheCheese: I was having sex with a twinkie the other day
[09:42] TheCheese: and then my cat threw up
[09:43] Me: wow
[09:43] TheCheese: I know, right? Cats are gross.
[09:43] TheCheese: that is the joke!
[09:43] Me: yeah
[09:43] Me: pretty much
[09:43] Me: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is
[09:43] TheCheese: I implied sex with twinkie was merely setting the stage
[09:43] TheCheese: girls can have sex with frozen twinkies
[09:44] TheCheese: but boys can not. Unless they have diamond tipped penises.
[09:44] Me: um
[09:44] Me: I don't think twinkie sex is a good idea
[09:44] TheCheese: Well maybe not for a girl
[09:44] TheCheese: unless you keep it wrapped or put a condom on it or something
[09:44] TheCheese: but I don't see that it's necessarily bad for boys
[09:44] TheCheese: just weird
[09:45] Me: yeah
[09:45] Me: twinkie condom might be okay
[09:45] TheCheese: wrapping wouldn't because the cellophane might be scratchy or something
[09:45] TheCheese: it is not designed for vaginas.
[09:45] Me: no I don't figure it is
[09:46] Me: why do we have conversations like this?
[09:46] TheCheese: because I talk about sex a lot
[09:46] TheCheese: and I talk about food a lot
[09:46] TheCheese: and you get drawn in and don't know how to escape
[09:46] Me: This is probably true
[09:46] Me: also I find it hilarious
[09:46] TheCheese: oh good
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| Crash course... |
[18 Mar 2008|06:30pm] |
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So, tomorrow will be a crash course for me in modeling in front of a large group of people. I've never even been in a life drawing class before so I really have no idea what is in store for me but the teacher seems cool and I've had three people who's opinions actually matter to me where art is concerned recommend him very highly. So here's hoping things go swimmingly and I don't fall flat on my face. Wish me luck!
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| I just called to say... |
[05 Mar 2008|03:10pm] |
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Phone rings.
I answer.
Me: Hello?
Unnamed girl: Hello. Is this Rosie's phone?
Me: Yeah.
Unnamed girl: Do you know Tom?
Me: Um... I don't think I know a Tom. Who is this?
Girl hangs up.
The only Tom I know is the one from MySpace and he's not even my 'friend'. So I have to wonder... Who is Tom? Why does he have my phone number? And why is some random girl calling and asking me about him?
I'm sure there's an interesting story in there somewhere but of course the number she called from was blocked. *shakes fist*
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| What would Jesus lube? |
[23 Feb 2008|09:10pm] |
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Earlier tonight Alissa and I were in her car driving back from Lush with many bags of fancy smelling soaps and such. Somehow we got onto the subject of piñatas. I mentioned to Alissa that I wanted a piñata at my next birthday party and our conversation progressed roughly as follows.
Alissa: What do you want in it, sex toys?
Me: I don't...
Alissa: Condoms?
Me: No.
Alissa: Not by themselves?
Me: I don't really like them in general and the flavored ones don't even taste good.
Alissa: What about lube? Everybody likes lube.
Me: I don't think I need that much lube. I don't think anyone needs that much lube.
A moment later I changed my mind and decided that at my birthday party we should also have a kiddie pool full of lube for lube wrestling in cheap, thrift store bathing suits. Alissa said that might be a little expensive so we also pondered using olive oil (be kind to your skin) or chocolate syrup.
So, who's coming to my next birthday party?
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| Blood and bone... |
[14 Feb 2008|10:15am] |
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Taking dad in for surgery today. He'll be staying the night, spending tomorrow and possibly part of Saturday there as well. If anyone's interested in visiting he'll be at RCH and you can call me for the room number.
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| Shoulda... Coulda... Woulda... |
[13 Feb 2008|07:00pm] |
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"I should have taken advantage of you more while you were here."
Damn straight...
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